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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 7, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 7, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling CRYPT OF MURDER Crypt-Keeper: Settle in, friends! I know you're FEVERISH for a fright! It's time for a CHILLING tale of mass medical murder! The weapons: a tiny virus and vast presidential power! It's... "DEATH BY DONALD!" Our yarn begins at the White House, as news arrives that a pandemic is coming! President Donald Trump believes it will hurt him politically, so... Trump: It's a hoax! It's going to go away! Only Trump holds the power to launch a unified federal response, but he refuses! Trump: Let the states deal with it! Trump: The virus is only affecting blue states! I'll let it run rampant, and democratic governors will take the blame! Ha, ha, ha! But his murderous plot turns when Trump tells his friends in red states - Trump: I need the economy to recover! Open up your states! Get people working! In a shocking twist, the murder weapon Trump intended for people in states that didn't vote for him goes out of control. And...IT TURNS ON TRUMP'S OWN PEOPLE! Trump: GASP! US COVID 160,000 dead, and counting! Will Trump get away with his grave crimes? Suddenly, the attorney general announces the prosecution of... AG: OBAMAGATE! AND HUNTER BIDEN! Crypt-Keeper: Wait, that's not right! Cough, cough! Uh-oh, this second plot twist is SICK! HA HA HA! Cough, cough!