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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday August 6, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday August 6, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 1994 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Wit & Wisdom of Charley the Australopithecine Charley: Life is like a box of chocolates... Woman: Leave me alone. Charley: It's overpriced and most things in it suck. Woman: I'm warnin' you - stop talkin' to me. "I was kind of an unusual child..." Charley: Look, Peggy! I killed this squirrel just for you! Peggy: Charley, you are disgustin'! "But my talent for brachiating got me on the gymnastics team." COACH Coach: I'm gonna make you a star! "When the team won the national championship, I met that President Kennedy -- what a nice fella!" Charley: Hey, how come you get two and I only get one?! Kennedy: Because I'm the president, Chahley. "See, I'm a throwback to a simpler time, so I don't take to modern stuff." Man: Boy, are you STUPID! Charley: Limited cranial capacity IS as limited cranial capacity DOES! "Of course, I soon became a millionaire because in America, anyone who's sweet and good-natured makes loads of dough." Fortune Feb. 1986 Pre-Historic Ape-Man Hits It Big In Junk Bonds Charley: Yep. A box of chocolates is just LIKE life -- causes zits. Woman: What's a blast of MACE like?