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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 31, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 31, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "THEY CAME FROM OUTER SPACE" They appeared suddenly, hovering over every capital on Earth! UFO: WE ARE HERE TO KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR PLANET! Their technology seemed impossible to defeat! Was all of humanity lost? Then the international scientific community made a shocking discovery! Scientist: Good lord! The simplest thing can defeat these monstrous aliens! Man #1: Ordinary FLOWERS contain toxins destructive to the aliens' biology and weaponry! Woman #1: If you wear flowers, you cannot be harmed by the aliens! The tide of the battle turned, and the aliens began to flee our verdant sphere! Man #2: We have won back our precious planet! Woman #2: We were saved by our humanity! Man #3: Hey, we haven't heard from the Americans! How are they doing? Woman #1: I AIN'T WEARIN' NO FLOWER! Man #1: SCREW YOU! Man #2: FLOWERS GIVE YOU DIABETES! Trump: BLACKS ARE DESTROYING OUR SUBURBS! Man #3: I'M WAITING FOR OUR SCIENTISTS TO INVENT AN ANTI-ALIEN GUN! Man #4: SOROS SENT THE ALIENS TO KIDNAP JFK,JR.! Woman #2: MORE LIKE AN ALI-PLANNED INVASION! THE END?