Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 24, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling TENTH IN A SERIES OF GOVERNMENT INFORMATION BROCHURES YOUR government, working for YOU! So, you've been DISAPPEARED! Hello, Thug, Agitator, Leftist or Subversive! You've been handed this Informational Brochure because you have been Disappeared by President Donald J. Trump's new Secret Federal Police Force. Welcome to the Black Ops site an unmarked van has taken you to. This brochure will clearly explain to you your rights as a Disappeared Person. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. See, that was clear. President Donald J. Trump's tweet of "LAW & ORDER" triggered the DHS to assemble Federal agents of any kind into marauding extrajudicial paramilitary gangs of unidentified troopers plucking American citizens off the streets of Portland, and then any US city. FREQUENTLY SCREAMED QUESTIONS Q. Who took me here? A. You probably never saw our masked soldiers abduct you on a colorful city street, because they were wearing super cool "camouflage" gear which makes them almost invisible, in mixed woodland terrain. Q. Why was I taken? A. Ha-ha! Ha! We don't have to have a reason; we operate with no oversight. But it was probably because you were thinking something bad within three miles of a Federal monument, park, office building, courthouse, or post office. Q. What about my First Amendment right of Free Speech? A. You are encouraged to speak while you are here. In fact, our interrogators have many questions for you. Q. Isn't this Fascism? A. No. If it were Fascism, our Dear Leader Donald Trump the Infallible, whose very whim supersedes any law of mortals, would tell us so. Q. How long will I be held here? A. See Rights Explanation, above. WHAT HAPPENS NOW? Simply answer the helpful agents' questions and you might get a choice of: - a scenic plane ride over the ocean; or - a very special surprise you'll be blindfolded for! GMC YUKON The official rental van of Trump's Secret Police If you think you can't be a Fascist, Yukon! Trump's Gestapo: It's not just judicial - it's EXTRAjudicial!

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