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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 17, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 17, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Law & Order Trump Unit In Donald Trump's criminal justice system, there are two separate but equally important systems: the system for loony leftists, agitators, and undesirables, and the system for Trump's buddies. These are their stories. Donald: What do we got, Barr? Barr: Buncha peaceful BLM protesters. Donald: Do they know I want to awkwardly hold a Bible right there? Barr: They wouldn't care. Donald: Gas 'em. Light 'em up with rubber bullets. And bring one in for questioning. Donald: Okay, punk. Spill it. Who do you work for? Antifa? Soros? Big Ramps? Man: Nobody! I was just protesting because everything is corrupt! Donald: I WANT NAMES, PUNK! Man: You want names? No problem. For example... Man: Roger Stone was convicted for lying to Congress and threatening a witness regarding his acting as a liaison between your campaign and information stolen by Russia! Donald: WHAT?!? Donald: Come on, we've got a hot tip! Give this guy ten years in the Fed pen! Donald: Unhand that man! I need to set an example for all those who commit crimes on my behalf! Donald: Your sentence is commuted, Roger! You're free to go! Roger: It's about time! This story is factual. You're living it. LAW & ORDER! Tweet dun-DUN Executive Producer Vladimir Putin