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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 26, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 26, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling INFECTIOUS DISEASE RESEARCH CENTER Voice: Hurry! A vaccine! A therapy! A preventative treatment! Anything!!! Hundreds of thousands are dying of Covid! Man #1: How is the vaccine coming? Woman: We're doing well, sir, but it will be months or years! Man #2: What can save us?!?! Williams: EUREKA!! Man #1: Williams! What have you got!? Williams: I...I've developed something that could protect billions of people from infection of coronavirus! Man #2: GOOD LORD, MAN! WHAT IS IT? Williams: An otically supported efficacious polygonal barrier to respiratory pathways! It will reduce the risk of infection over 75%! Man #1: My God! This changes everything! It should reduce the R0 below 1! Society will be saved! Man #2: The epidemic is contained! Science has done it again! Williams: I call it a Medical Autonomous Screening Kit. Man #1: We'll call it a M.A.S.K. A child could make one. For pennies! Genius! Man #2: Whom should we present this to so that the entire country can learn about, obtain, and use these devices? Man #1: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! Trump: I don't like it. Makes you look weak. Pence: Yeah, it makes you look weak! Aide: Get out of here, libtards! Oh, well. Back to the lab. NEXT What if we make a mask out of hydroxychloroquine?!