Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 11, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy This Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 1994 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling BOCA RATON BARBARA AND THE LEGEND OF LOEHMANN'S Back in the old west, there was a gal went by the name Boca Raton Barbara - one of the best cow punchers I ever seen. Barbara: Hey, settle down, Goldie! You're making me nauseous! Many a day on the range was spent listening to her tales about a place back east called Loehmann's Discount Clothing Store. Barbara: I'm telling you, it's the best! Designer clothes -- 40, 50% off! And with the fires flickerin' in her glasses, she could hypnotize a camp with Loehmann's stories that would make yer hair stand on end! Barbara: ...PS, I go back to Loehmann's -- same skirt: only $11.95! Wasn't a cowpoke in the west that hadn't heard about Loehmann's. Cowboy #1: Reckon I'm 'bout as hungry as a Miami day-tripper after a four-hour spree at Loehmann's! Cowboy #2: Yep! Soon every cuss 'cross the plains had a two-bit notion of how he'd shop Loehmann's. Man: You're loco! If you see a good deal, you buy up every color in your size! There wasn't a topic that could stir up trouble quicker! Hap Tucker swears that on hot days when she wore her tennis outfit, you could see that Barb's varicose veins formed a map to Loehmann's. Lohemann's Glades Road Florida's Turnpike Yamato Road

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