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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 5, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 5, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug Presents: by Ruben Bolling News of the Times Video Shows Death of CEO During Regulatory Investigation An explosive video has been revealed showing the death of the Nerrexagro, Inc., CEO while being cited by an EPA inspector for illegal discharge violations. Inspector: That's right, his pork facility dumped millions of gallons of hog waste into the waterways! Send backup! The CEO community is furious. CEO: This is yet another murder of a CEO, simply for exercising his human right of trying to hit his $35 million bonus! Protests have started, and tensions are high. CEO: We are tired of our executive brothers and sisters being brutalized just for some high-spirited profiteering! BOARDROOM LIVES MATTER There have been calls for calm, but corporate looting has been reported. CEO: Yes, I've taken a $10 million federal bailout loan for one of my subsidiaries, but I'm still firing all of my employees! Meanwhile, the African American community is outraged by the protests. African American Man: So what if some corporate THUGS get hurt during a regulatory citing? This is about LAW AND ORDER! Police Officer #1: Sir, there must have been some mistake. This $20 bill you used is counterfeit. Police Officer #2: Not to worry. I'm sure it wasn't your fault!