Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 17, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Daring Donald is patrolling his galaxy when... Computer: <incoming communication, Daring Donald.> Donald: Put it on the screen, computer! Covid-19: We are coming to your galaxy to wreak death and destruction! Donald: The fiends! Daring Donald quickly formulates a bold plan to save the day! John: Wait, how will insisting the Coronavirus is NOT coming to SAVE THE DAY? Donald: It'll save me from looking bad! Today! LITTLE DONALD RALLY Donald: CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX! IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC! John: Psst! What will you say LATER, when it's clear it IS a pandemic? Donald: I'll say I ALWAYS knew it was a pandemic! I knew before anyone else! John: But...but, you're on RECORD saying... Crowd: WE WON'T CARE!! WE'LL BELIEVE HIM! Donald: See? Man: HELP! Donald: This is horrible! Donald: I'll have to call in my closest and most loyal allies in this dire hour! Donald: Fox Squadron! Activate cloacking technology! BZZZZZZZT Donald: Much better! All that fake news is gone! Devastation! There are those who say Daring Donald did nothing to help for 70 days! Even denied there was a problem! But he had a plan all along: to change the past, using his PAST-CHANGIFIER GLOVE! SNAP Donald: THERE! They're still dead, but now I NEVER DENIED there was a problem! Press: You can't just SAY you knew a pandemic was coming and did a great job! Donald: THERE! Now you never made that nasty comment! SNAP

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