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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 13, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 13, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling NINTH IN A SERIES OF GOVERNMENT INFORMATION BROCHURES Some people are concerned about this coronavirus and believe it's becoming a crisis. Luckily, your favorite president has a lot of experience in handling a crisis. Many people can't believe the number of crisis things I've come out on top of. I've had so many loser enemies, and I know how to win every time. YOUR INSTRUCTIONS FOR BEATING THE CORONAVIRUS, THE DONALD TRUMP WAY Of course, deny the coronavirus exists - say it's a hoax and fake news. Obviously. Crisis Management 101 Make up a belittling name for the virus. Lid'l' Coronita Send a surrogate to Fox News to say that the virus is biased against you. Have your lawyer make a monetary offer for the virus to sign on NDA and go away. Pretend to hire a team of investigators to look into the virus's foreign birthplace. Attack the virus's family members, SARS-CoV and MERS. Why did they get so much funding? If you get a fever and cough, accuse the VIRUS of having a fever and cough. Any test results should be read first by your Attorney General, who will quickly tell your doctor you've been cleared of coronavirus. Get Putin to hack into the testing system and change a positive result to negative. CDC CRISIS DENIAL CENTER "What you attack and deny can't hurt you."