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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 28, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 28, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling SO, you want to continue working for the Donald J. Trump(TM) Federal Government! Simply fill out this questionnaire and drop it off with the Concierge at the nearest Trump brand resort or hotel. Name Department Years working for Federal Gvt Circle the answer for each question. 1. Donald Trump is: a the greatest president in American history b. the greatest person in American history c. the greatest person in any history. 2. If you happened upon a burning building containing Donald Trump and a dozen children, you would: a. save the children first, then try to save Donald Trump. b. save Donald Trump, then try to save the children. c. save Donald Trump first, then rush to get him a Diet Coke. 3. If Congress subpoenaed you to testify about Donald Trump, you would: a. tell the truth and reveal yourself as a traitorous NeverTrumper. b. lie to protect the greatest human ever. 4. If Donald Trump asked you to forcibly separate a family, you would: a. refuse to do so on moral grounds. b. I don't understand what (a) is, so it must be (b) 5. If someone criticized or accused Donald Trump, you would use the full force of your governmental power to: a. protect their right of free speech. b. punish them, using any pretext. c. (b), and also punish any identical twin or other genetically similar person. Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Fkvds taco cPVEFEFE haterS and losers ALL THE unfare SAD maGA 6. If Donald Trump tweeted the above, describe how you would (1) explain it as actually quite correct and brilliant, and (2) overhaul existing policies to enact your creative interpretation of its directive. (Write answer on index card and attach.) 7. My loyalty is to: a. The United States of America b. Donald Trump. c. TRICK QUESTION: Donald Trump IS the United States of America. How much have you contributed to Donald Trump's campaign? Annual spending at Donald Trump properties: List your professional qualifications here: