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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 14, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 14, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Woman: You're not getting a punishment because I know you'll NEVER do that again! CLICK John: Wow, we learned a hard lesson here. Donald: Yes... Donald: I CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING! John: Okay, to do more illegal things, we'll have to get rid of anyone around you with any integrity. Donald: FIRE that guy who testified that he saw me break the law! John: Um, THAT would be illegal. Donald: That makes it twice as good! John: Got it. We'll fire his identical twin, too. John: The new theory is that you CAN do illegal things to get re-elected as long as you believe your re-election is best for the country. Donald: Then I will unleash the hounds of corruption to scorch all truth and decency! Donald: I shall usher in a new order of lies, fear, and tyranny that will lay waste to our democracy! Donald: ...because that's what's best for the country. Donald: America, I am victorious! The nation is mine! Donald: My power puts me above the law! Donald: I am your SUPREME LEADER! Putin: Ahem. Er, I'm second-in-command. Donald: Sorry, Mr. Putin.