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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 20, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 20, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist John: Hello, Washington Post? This is Donald's publicist, John Barron. Donald is innocent and perfect! Mitch: Donald, stop playing on the phone! Everyone knows it's you! Donald: They don't even think that you're real! John: I'm NOT real! I'm a fantasy! But don't worry... John: I'm proud to be your only imaginary friend! Donald: "Only"? Talk about fantasy! John: You have OTHER imaginary friends? Donald: Sure! I'll introduce you around! Donald: This is my Hawaii detective investigating Obama's birth certificate! Detective: Big rich stuff coming soon, boss! Donald: This is the big, strong tough cookie who cries and calls me "sir." Donald: He's in every city, and he thanks me before every rally! Right? Man: Yes! Thank you, sir. Donald: These are the "people who are saying"! John: Huh? Donald: You know..."Many people are saying" I've accomplished more than any other president! Imaginary Crowd: YOU HAVE! Imaginary Crowd: AND ADAM SCHIFF TOOK OUT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIS LOVER, NANCY PELOSI! Donald: See, I'm going to take a lot of heat for revealing that people are saying that! Imaginary Crowd: YOU'RE SO BRAVE! John: It sure is crowded in here! Mitch: Donald, time for the meeting. Donald: Okay, er.... Donald: You're still here, Vladimir Putin? You're real? Vladimir: Very real, my pupsik. Donald; That explains the decapitated journalists' heads I keep finding in my bed.