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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 13, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 13, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Donald J. Trump Historical Players Present THE DRAFTING OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION Upper East Side. 1492 or whenever. Three big, tough Founding Fathers, out of central casting discuss the Constitution. Man: What's the best way to do democracy? Man #2: The Electoral College! It'll be the main part of the Constitution, and it's the best way to express the will of the people! Man #1: Done! Betsy Ross: Here are your Diet Cokes and cans of aerosol hair spray! Man #3: Thanks, Betsy Ross. We're going to celebrate! Man #1: Now go type up our notes! Man #2: She's a 6 at best, but we keep her around because she can sew and type and she's got a rack! Betsy Ross: Okay, I'm done typing up the Constitution on my olden-timey computer. I'll go to sleep now. That night... KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Man #1: I just printed out the Constitution. Man #2: Hmm...Good, it's got the Electoral College and all the best words. Man #2: Wait a minute!! What's this part about IMPEACHMENT?? That nonsense word doesn't belong in a Constitution! Man #3: It's some kind of long typo! Man #1: Betsy Ross! This could subvert the sacred Electoral College! Remove it immediately! Man #2: No, wait. Why bother? Future generations will know that it's utterly meaningless... Man #1: ...and could never apply to a guy with a very large brain who withholds security assistance to a foreign country and then politely asks it to investigate a really corrupt, bad Democrat! Man #3: That would be PERFECT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!