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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 22, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 22, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Donald: So, all I did was try to hijack public funds and US foreign policy... Donald: ...to extort a country into supporting my smear attack on my political rival! Donald: Now I'm in trouble! John: A world of trouble! Donald: That's IT!! I'll go live on ANOTHER world! John: You can't stay on the golf course forever... Donald: I made this PORTAL to a world where I'm not a bad boy! FOXIFIER Donald: There! In THIS world, whatever I say is TRUE! Donald: Let's try it. AHEM I'm an intrepid, dedicated corruption fighter! FOX LITTLE DONALD: HERO Donald: Wow! I got my own chryon too! Donald: Gosh, in this world, I'm a HERO to all! LITTLE DONALD IS NOT WEAK! WE LOVE DONALD Donald: I make perfect phone calls, and everyone knows it! Donald: And anyone who reveals incriminating info against me is a biased MONSTER! John: What about the guy who released the phone call "transcript"? Donald: That was ME, so I'll make an exception. Donald: Problem solved! I'll just stay in this world, where I'm a selfless do-gooder forever! John: How come you left that world? Donald: I can't do my CRIMES there! John: Well, I'm sure you'll visit often.