Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 8, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak-Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Zone of Surprising, Ironic Plot Twists Doctor: I hope the plastic surgery worked! Nurse: She was hideous! Doctor: Gasp! Nurse: No! It failed! Doctor: She's still drawn too cartoony! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler From 1909 Man: Happy birthday, Percival! Percival: I hope it isn't a yellow and green tie! Man: Er...hey! Man: This isn't your first time in this moment, is it? Percival: I can keep doing this until you get it right. For No Apparent Reason: Darthfield Darthfield: This is the best lasagna in the Parsec. John: Actually, Parsec is a unit of distance. Darthfield: Enjoy a few Parsecs of the force. URK Footprints In The Sand Man: In my most troubled times, why is there only one set of footprints? Jesus: Why, that was when I carried you. Man: Then why does one set go up to that seaside bar? Jesus: Let us not dwell on footprints, my son. Creature From the Black Lagoon Woman: AUGH! It's the Creature from the Black Lagoon! Creature: I'm the Creature from the Black Lagoon's MONSTER! Creature: THIS is the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Creature #2: Hi. The New Yorker Cinematic Universe "This threat is too great! All allies must be gathered!" "I came as quickly as I could! What is the problem, Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Man?" "Now that Desert-Island-Man is here, we must...Oh, no! It's too late!!" "That's right! Feel the wrath of Boss-Behind-A-Desk-Man! I will destroy all in my path!" NEXT: MILDLY HUMOROUS CAPITALISM RUN AMOK!

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