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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 1, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 1, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling America, 2019. THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS ARGUE IN COURT THAT A UNITED STATES PRESIDENT CANNOT BE INDICTED OR INVESTIGATED FOR ANY CRIME. INCLUDING MURDER. WHEN THIS PRINCIPLE IS ADOPTED BY THE COURT, IT IS THE DAWN OF...PRESIDENTIAL PURGE. Chagrin Falls "Presidential Purge" For one man, during one term of office, all crime is legal. Television: The president has been spotted moving northeast, and residents are advised to remain secured in their homes. Gavin: I'm scared. BZZT Wife: Don't worry, honey. Everyone has presidential-proof security systems now. Gavin: We're in lockdown. CAMERA 4 Wife: Gavin, he's on our street! Trump: Fifth Avenue or Maple Street! Doesn't matter to me! BAM Policeman #1: We can't arrest him or even investigate him! Trump: And this one! BAM Policeman #2: The Presidential Purge is the sacrifice we all must make as Americans! DOOR Trump: COME OUT OR DIE! I want to tear down this house for a Trump golf course! Son: SHRIEK! Gavin: No one move! Trump: Time's up! Destroy this house, Dmitri! I want the full force of my Russian paramilitary force unleashed on it! Dmitri: Hold on, Trump. Dmitri: Okay, the check from the United States Treasury cleared. Load it up! Gavin: We give up! We're coming out! Gavin: You'll pay for this when you leave office and can finally be prosecuted! Trump: Remember when I said I have the absolute right to pardon myself? BAM SURVIVE THE ADMINISTRATION