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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 25, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 25, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Don Trump: Nice old package you got here, Zelensky. Shame if something stopped it from gettin' to you. Zelensky: W-what do you want, Mr. Trump? Trump: I'm just sayin'...You could dig up some dirt on a certain individual, let's call him Joe. Policeman: FREEZE! THIS IS A BUST!! Trump: Whoa, don't get excited, copper. Policeman: HEY, I SAID FREEZE! Man: What! I have an appointment in Austria! Policeman: GET THOSE OTHER GUYS! Policeman: You were threatening this man! Trump: I just made a suggestion. There was no quid pro quo. Policeman: You were here, Mick. Did he say there was a quid pro quo? Mick: Of course he did! GET OVER IT!! Policeman: AHA! So you admit there was quid pro quo! Mick: I never said that! Stop twisting my words! Trump: Yeah, Recep. Go ahead in. Policeman: We finally nailed you, Don! Trump: My goodness! Look, officer! An ethnic cleansing in progress! Man: AAHHH! HELP! Policeman: You...you monster! That's not going to work! Trump: Can't blame a guy for tryin'. Policeman: You don't seem worried at all. Trump: Ah, that's because I know a guy. Policeman: A guy? Trump: Yeah, I already know the jury foreman for my trial. Mitch: NOT GUIL - Trump: Not yet, Mitch.