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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 4, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 4, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Let's do crimes. Donald: Psst...pass this to Volodymyr. Girl: Miss Pelosi... Donald: WHISTLE-BLOWER!! Donald: She's a tattletale! Donald: People like her could make it impossible for people like me to pass notes proposing crimes! Donald: In the good old days, people like her were blindfolded and shot! Donald: So I ask you: who is the real criminal here? Girl: You are. Nancy Pelosi: You are. Nancy Pelosi: This is very serious, Donald! Donald: What! It was a perfect note! Most congratulatory! Donald: I mean, what's wrong with sayig, "Let's do"?! Nancy Pelosi: It says, "Let's do CRIMES." Donald: Oh, you have the unredacted version? Daring Donald is captured and brought before a panel of space monsters! Inexplicably, they value an ancient indecipherable text at him! Bust Daring Donald suddenly shoots his reality-changer blast gun and... BZZZZT! Man: Who crossed out the impeachment section of this copy of the constitution with a sharpie?