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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 30, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 30, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak-Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Gibbon the Ocelot Man: Man, I hate Gibbon the Ocelot! Woman: I know! Woman: He's not even a gibbon or an ocelot! Man: He's a giant ground sloth from the Pleistocene epoch! Secret Origins Man: Criminals are a cowardly lot! My alter ego must strike terror in their hearts! SUDDENLY ~ Man: It's an omen! Thus was born~ Criminal: Good lord! It's some kind of LEAVING-THE-WINDOW-WIDE-OPEN-AT-NIGHT MAN! Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet $50 this snake can name the first alphabet for sign language! Bartender: You're on! Snake: Ssss Snake: How would I know that the abbreviation of Sutton's Sign Symbol Sequence only has three S's? The Berenstein Bears Meet the Mandela Effect "Hey, Sister," Brother said. "You'd better not play with Papa's particle accelerator." Sister said, "Pushing this button couldn't hurt." "See? Nothing's changed," she said. "I guess not," said Brother. Photorealistic Lion King 1 1/4 Timon: You did it! You defeated Scar and took over the pride! Timon: What will you do first? Simba: What any lion would do. Simba: ...kill all the cubs to accelerate the female's reproductive readiness. ADVERTISEMENT HEY, OLD PEOPLE! Mortgage your home or sell your useless organs, and you could WIN THESE KEEN PRIZES! Phone call from grandson Hogan's Heroes marathon on MeTV new movie not based on confusing comic book characters being included in a conversation not being snickered at when ordering coffee ability to remember the name of that guy who did the who whozziwhat ? THESE WONDROUS PRIZES COULD BE YOURS!!! I am barely using my liver spleen kidney other My home's Zillow valuation is If I knew what the hell that was, I wouldn't need these prizes. Name and address Cut out and use an actual envelope and stamp to send to Station 303, Lancaster, PA