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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 9, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 9, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling RED DON Teenager #1: I can't believe the Russians invaded America! Teenager #2: Good thing we kids hid up here in the woods! Teenager #1: We need to fight back!! Teenager #2: Yeah! WOLVERINES!! HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS Trump: As leader of our renegade crew of patriotic teenagers, I say, NO!! Teenager #1: Huh? Trump: How do we know it's even the Russians? It could have been anybody! Teenager #3: Um, we saw them. Teenager #1: Why did we elect this guy to be our leader anyway? Teenager #2: Oh, because these typical Americans said he's great! Russian #1: Da! He is the very good! Russian #2: That is right, Lisa483372! Trump: So cool your jets, dudes! Teenager #4: Is there another leader of our group who will do SOMETHING to stop the Russians? Mitch: Uh...Nope. Teenager #2: Ah, it's obvious this guy's a traitor! We need to kick him out! Teenager #1: Yeah!! Nancy: Not so fast! That wouldn't be strategic! Teenager #2: Oh, Nancy. Teenager #1: Oh, forget it. I'm heading back to town for some borscht and Russian lessons.