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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 2, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 2, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Former Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Congressional testimony that Donald Trump welcomed, received, and used Russian assistance in his campaign was a disaster for Democrats because he looked old on TV. This brought to mind the speeches of World War II, and how cable TV pundits shaped our perceptions of its momentous events. FDR: ...a date which will live in infamy... Pundit #1: Snooze-fest!! "Infamy"?? What is that, a vitamin supplement for babies? Pundit #2: Yawn! We already KNEW Pearl Harbor was attacked! Where's the pizzazz?! Pundit #3: Frankie, you gotta lose the wheelchair! Winston Churchill: ...we shall fight them on the beaches... Pundit #1: This is a disaster for Britain! His face looks like a bloated turnip! Pundit #2: Hey, Winston! Jowl much? Pundit #3: This tubby's got all of England switching the telly to the latest episode of "Trollop Island"! Hitler: Sondern die vernichtung der Judischen rasse in Europa! Pundit #1: Now here's a guy who knows good optics! Pundit #2: Forceful! Masterful! Decisive! A home run for Hitler! Mwaa! Pundit #3: And you know, he speaks to people's economic anxiety!