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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 26, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 26, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Donald: The four girls in this squad are so YUCKY! They hate America! John: How do you know? Donald: They don't think America is great! John: Let's go to your campaign room to figure out how to respond to them. Donald: Good idea. Donald: I mean who would ever dare say America is not great?! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Candid Opinions Donald: Alexandria, you're yucky and you'll never be a true American! Donald: GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM! Alexandria: Not only is that an Unamerican thing to say, but unlike YOU, it happens that both of MY Parents were born American citizens! Donald; Yeah, but my SKIN COLOR'S been American longer than yours! John: I thought bright orange is a NEW skin color. SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK! Donald: I think they're done. John: Very brave of you to stop them, Donald! John: You're in trouble for racist tweets! Donald: Then I'll distract 'em with a tweet about Russia! John: Now you're in trouble for what you said about Russian collusion! Donald: Then I'll distract 'em with the sex assault issue! John: NOW you're in trouble for your sex assault issue! Donald: Then I'll distract 'em with a racist tweet! John: That's what you started trying to distract people FROM! Donald: So what? It's the distracting that matters!