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Tom the Dancing Bug - Monday July 8, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Monday July 8, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Chekhov's Gum ACT 1 Chekhov: Want some Bubblicious? Man: No, thanks. ACT 2 Chekhov: Are you sure? Man: Well... ACT 3 Yesterday: The Board Game Man: Gasp! I'm the only person who remembers the Beatles! Businessman: Why would we publish a board game based on something called The Beatles? Good Cop/ Better Cop/ Best Cop Good Cop: You'd better talk, or I'll bring in my partners! Better Cop: Hi, I made you salted caramel blondies! Best Cop: We can get in one more ride before the reservation at the Liberty Tree. Pixar's "Office Supply Story" Boss: Davis, get in here! Davis: I'll be right there! Tape Dispenser: Help! I'm alive! Pen: Auggh! Paper Clip: Why? WHY? Stapler: It...is...HELL! Kafkaesque Nightmare Roach: What's this? Something's wrong! Roach: Good lord! Roach #2: Hey, what's... Roach: It's a pimple, okay?!! On picture day! ADVERTISEMENT Hey, Kids! WIN PRIZES!! Join the Capitalist Society, and you can win a lifetime of surprises and treats! Stuff Colon cancer Tame nature SIMPLY DEDICATE your life to the hegemony, and we'll dole out meaningless trinkets until the day your calcified heart stops beating! White privilege 1.89 children Patriotism YES! SIGN ME UP!! I agree to consign my soul to my corporate overlord, and through an inscrutable system, the rules of which I'll never know and probably don't exist, I might receive petty validations of my obedience! Name Address Parent's Signature Cut out, but no need to send - we'll know.