Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 7, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling PERPLEXED by Mueller's enigmatic statements? CONFUSED by his muddled conclusions? Yes, Special Counsel Robert Mueller so constrained himself with his interpretation of Department of Justice policies that he can only speak about his own report IN CODE! But now you can decipher this code with the new...MUELLER DECODER!! Simply enter Mueller's reticent, circuitous statement into the Mueller Decoder, and you'll discover his actual meaning! If we didn't fail to find that the President didn't not commit a crime, we would not refuse to say so. Boy: Gosh, the President committed a crime! Girl: Good thing we have our Mueller Decoder! While a Nixon administration policy precludes us from charging the President with a crime, the Constitution houses another process to do so. Boy: Golly, he is referring the charges to the House of Representatives for IMPEACHMENT! There were multiple, systematic efforts to interfere with our election. And that allegation deserves the attention of every American. Boy: ...E...L...P. What does that spell out? Girl: "Good lord, Mitch McConnell is blocking all attempts to protect our elections! Help!" Act Now, and you'll also get a TRUMP DECODER! Those who defy me will be arrested by my own personal Justice Department of Treason. Boy: What does it translate to? Girl: "Look behind you."

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