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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 31, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 31, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak-Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Anthropomorphic Climate Change Man #1: I just don't believe in it! I'm a skeptic! Man #2: Jeez, he's right behind you! Climate Change: How rude! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler from 1909 Percival: I shall go back in time and take your ice cream from you. Man: ? Percival: There. Now we can both have one. Man: That makes no sense. Percival: Ah, but I am an idiot. Ah, Life Monster: Doctor, me so depressed! Doctor: Frankenstein is performing in town! Go see him! Monster: You no understand! ME Frankenstein! Doctor: Actually, you're Frankenstein's MONSTER! Monster: That no help! Walter-Higgins-Man Man: So, you were bitten by Walter Higgins from accounting? Woman: While he was radioactive? Walter-Higgins-Man: Yeah. Woman: So, what are your powers? Walter-Higgins-Man: I'm rather good at bumper pool, and I know a lot about '80s pop music. Walter: Sorry again about biting you. Walter-Higgins-Man: That's okay, Walter. I'm also pretty polite. No Gays In This Comic For Kids Kid: Yay, my teacher is getting married! Kid: It's good that you're marrying a lady, Mr. Howard! Mr. Howard: Yes, it's important for you to know that I put my penis into vaginas only. How To Draw Doug 1. Build a large Hadron collider. 2. Collide proton beams, creating miniature black holes. 3. Use a black hole as a portal into a parallel universe in which you have the innate ability to draw Doug, a skill you've already honed through tens of thousands of hours of tireless practice. 4. Draw Doug. Doug: Voila!