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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 24, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 24, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling 2019 DEMOCRATS Man #1: Biden's a great candidate because he's center-right. Man #2: So he'll get votes from every voter to his left. LEFT BIDEN TRUMP RIGHT Man #1: But, wait! We can do better! Let's find someone even closer to Trump! Man #1: Then we'll get all the votes to the left of THAT guy! Man #2: I found someone! Ronald Hump, of Staten Island, New York! HUMP 2020 DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE Slightly less orange hue Wants to pack courts with slightly fewer radical judges who will overturn Roe V. Wade Thinks Climate Change is a Chinese fire drill Demands a big, but slightly less beautiful, wall Treasonous secret relationship with the leader of Turkey, who is slightly less venal than Putin Believes migrant children should be put in slightly nicer cages Would go to war with Iran only over a slightly greater pretense than the sabotage of Saudi tankers Lifetime tax fraud total is only $300 million Settled with prosecutors for racial discrimination in only 15 rental buildings Only 19 women have accused him of sexual assault 2020 HUMP 2020 Man #1: I don't get it! Hump lost to Trump! Under our theory, Hump should have gotten 120 million votes! He got...ZERO! Man #2: You didn't vote for him either? Man #1: Hell, no! Hump's a monster! Hump: I won't concede! I would have won, but there was slightly less than MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD!