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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 17, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 17, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Georgia's New "LIFE" Act is an Absolute Benefit for Its Women! Yes, there are a few draconian, unconstitutional provisions prohibiting abortions, but by defining every fetus and embryo, no matter how microscopic, as a "person," it creates GREAT OPPORTUNITIES FOR PREGNANT LADIES! Who's Zoomin' Who? From the moment of conception, a woman can use the HOV lane when driving "alone" because that little zygote counts as another passenger! Premium Seating! No car? No problem! Go ahead and spread out on that bus, because two "persons" are entitled to two seats, right? CHIPS Dining Delights! Eating at one of Georgia's great restaurants that offer a kids-eat-free deal? You can order a kids' meal for that blastocyst, and treat it as a free app for you! Get out of Jail Free! Feel like committing a crime? Well, the state can't put you in prison because doing so would deprive the innocent "person" floating in your uterus of its own liberty! You're welcome, Lucky Ladies! And look, if you really have a problem with your pregnancy, you can always called that multi-celled "person" who suddenly showed up inside you a HOME INVADER and use Georgia's "Stand Your Ground" laws to take care of business! Woman: Wait...What? Quit yer frettin', females! We know this new law will make all the ladies say... "Georgia is on MY mind!"