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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday May 16, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday May 16, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2002 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Baby-Eating Aliens Party Victorious The newly formed BABY-EATING-ALIENS PARTY thrashed democrats and republicans taking control of the White House, and both houses of Congress. President: When we arrived on Earth, we vowed not to use our super weapons. ...but rather we'd get your babies through legitimate democratic processes. Alien: Thanks! For the babies! The election caps a stunning campaign in which the party's plainspoken candidates won debates... Man: You ATE 3,457 human babies! Alien: Seems more like a couple hundred to me... Are you gettin' FANCY with numbers? ...and flooded television with political ads. If you slow down Republican Mac Walker's voice, it sounds like THIS: Mac: MMYY BIILLLLLSSS Democrat Ryan Selbin's face can be freeze-framed looking like THIS: Alien: I just wanna do some baby-eatin'. XORP3 Baby-Eating-Aliens Party Norm Fellows, Political Analyst Norm: The Republicans and Democrats spent so much time saying they're AGAINST baby-eating, they never really said what they're FOR! Woman: The baby-eating-aliens were very sincere -- they said right out, "We want to eat your babies." Which we now know is good for the economy. Republicans and Democrats are already strategizing for the next election. Republican Man: We're taking the baby-eating issue AWAY from the aliens. Democrat Man: Yes. Now WE'RE in favor of baby-eating too!