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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday May 9, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday May 9, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2002 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Bush Administration Players Present IRAQ'S NEXT PRESIDENT President: Well, that bombing was less than pleasant! Aide: Yes, but now Saddam Hussein is gone, and YOU'RE our elected president! General: You sure you're gonna be okay here without an American military presence? President: Absotively, General! You guys skedaddle! And thanks again! President: After all, we've got a Jeffersonian democracy with three branches of government! Aide: Mr. President! Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Iran on Line 1. President: Hello? What's that? You've seen how nifty our government is, and you're all becoming secular democracies?! Great! 'Kay. B-bye. President: What a swell stable group of fellas! Aide: Praise Allah! Our new American cable system gets "Starsky & Hutch"! President: The Americans thought of everything! Aide: My kids love these "I Heart Democracy" buttons! Aide: Look! An ethnic Kurd, a Sunni Arab, and a Shiite Muslim -- all repairing a bombed school! President: We've taken to heart the American example of ethnic and racial harmony! President: Well, enough chit-chat! We've got to sell those Americans some CHEAP OIL! Aide: Whew! I'll say! What's gas up to -- $1.80? They've suffered enough!