Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 19, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Dissatisfied with being merely a constitutional president, little Donald comes upon a stone... He wonders if he could pull the sword from the stone. And thus did Donald get promoted to omnipotent dictator! John: Stop playing! We need to write up this emergency declaration! Donald: Shh! I'm holding a pose! Donald: Democrats kill babies! John: Psst...are you sure you should do that? Donald: Why not? Lying has always worked for me! John: No, I mean lying without juicy, fake details! Donald: Oh, right. Donald: They take the newborn baby, wrap it in a blanket, and then execute it!! John: Much better lying! And so did the great monarch defend the holy grail from the attacking hordes! Donald: BACK, YE WRETCHED MONSTROSITIES! Donald: YOUR UNCLEAN CLAWS SHALL NOT BESPOIL THIS SACRED VESSEL! John: I dunno, this congressional demand for your tax return looks valid. Donald: THE INFIDELS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ITS POWER! Donald: The media is bothering me. John: We'll call them "enemy of the people"! Donald: Judges are bothering me. John: We'll say you'll get rid of them! Donald: Laws are bothering me. John: We'll tell underlings to break the law then you'll pardon them! Donald: Wow! Dismantling democratic norms is invigorating! John: Wait til you refuse to relinquish power!

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