Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday April 11, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2002 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DID YOU KNOW? This week -- FRANCE It's been called "The World's Cultural Center," "The Most Romantic Place on Earth," and "FrouFrouVille" (the latter, by Brian Pelzer, of Marietta, Ga.) But whatever you call it, France, a country roughly the size of France, is a top-notch nation full of wonders, and even a Disney theme park! To the French, a French accent doesn't sound weird -- it sounds NORMAL! The Eiffel Tower is the TALLEST PURPOSELESS STRUCTURE in the world! When in France, the squeamish would be well-advised to avoid "escargot"! It's apparently some kind of food that's smothered in GARLIC! It is a myth that the French hail JERRY LEWIS as a comedic genius! He is actually revered by the French for his massive purchases of oil from Iraq. KEEP TRYING! Baseball records show that not a single Frenchman has made it to the major leagues! France has stunned the world with its culinary innovations! Case in point: French Bread Pizza! DON'T BE FOOLED! Things that sound French, but are NOT: - Au bon pain - French toast - Matt LeBlanc - Mr. French - L'eggs - French's Mustard - Ralph Lauren - Pepe LePew - Haagen Dazs - Lafayette, Indiana - That certain "I don't know what"

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