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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 5, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 5, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Li'l William Barr Future Attorney General of Cover-Ups This Week: "The Book Report" Teacher: Li'l William, please come to the front of the class and give your book report. William: Ahem. "OF MICE AND MEN" does not definitively establish that Lennie killed Curley's wife. Nor does it exonerate him. Teacher: Li'l William, this is just like your report on Moby Dick. William: Well, the evidence that the whale bit off Ahab's leg failed to meet my burden of proof. Teacher: And your report on "1984". William: Orwell left it to the reader to decide whether BIG BROTHER committed abuses of power, and I decided he DIDN'T. Teacher: Li'l William, I'm writing a note to your parents. Be sure to give it to them. Dear Mr. and Mrs. - Li'l William only skims the assigned works and then tortuously cherry-picks and manipulates the text to support his wildly inappropriate conclusions. That Night - Father: Li'l William, is that your report card? Let us see it. William: No, you CAN'T see it, but I'll SUMMARIZE it for you: it stresses that I complete my assignments, and contains several instances of the letter "A." The End