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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 8, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 8, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Homestead High Translated from Spanish HOMESTEAD BRANCH Boy #1: Gosh, I have a DATE to look across the field and through the fence to make eye contact with two different girls at the same time! Boy #2: How do you get yourself into these messes? Boy #1: I guess I'm just a typical teen in a typical American for-profit concentration camp! Boy #2: Well, I'll help you figure it out! Boy #1: Thanks, buddy! Ms. Lucey: HEY! NO TOUCHING ALLOWED!! Boy #1: Hi, Ms. Lucey! I sure could use some advice! See, I made a... Ms. Lucey: Time for mandatory outdoor activity! Single file line, now! Boy #1: Gee, if you're my teacher, how come you never talk to me? Or teach? Ms. Lucey: My corporation doesn't make money teaching you! It makes money housing you! Boy #1: We're only supposed to be housed in this "temporary" facility for thirty days, but many of us have been here for MANY months! Ms. Lucey: Well, I've got good news for you then! You're getting OUT! Boy #1: GETTING OUT?? You're reuniting me with my adult relatives who came with me to the U.S. to apply for asylum? Ms. Lucey: Not exactly... Ms. Lucey: Today's your 18th birthday! We're removing you to an ICE ADULT DETENTION CENTER! Boy #1: Oh, boy! Graduation day! The End NEXT More hilarious hijinx in "Homestead On ICE: The Adult Years"