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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 1, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 1, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling COFFEE BEANS featuring "Good ol' Howard Schultz" The Billionaire Presidential Candidate Boy: Well! Here comes ol' Schultz! Boy: Good ol' Schultz...yes, sir! Boy: Good ol' Schultz... Boy: How I hate that billionaire! Schultz: I prefer "person of means"! POLITICAL HELP 5¢ THE CONSULTANT IS IN Schultz: I need your expert advice. Schultz: I want to know if the country needs me to run for President! Girl: If you run for president, will you keep coming back for political help? Schultz: Yes. Girl: The country needs you to run for president! Five cents, please. Girl #2: Well, if it isn't Wishy-Washy Schultz! Schultz: Being a centrist is a VIRTUE! Schultz: But I would reassess my campaign if there was another centrist candidate. Girl #3: You're even wishy-washy about being wishy-washy. Schultz: Now that I've denounced socialism, I'll check for Valentine's Day cards. Schultz: I'll bet I get tons! Everybody hates socialism! Schultz: Empty. Girl #3: PEOPLE WANT HIGHER TAXES ON THE RICH, YOU BLOCKHEAD! Schultz: Good grief. Schultz: I'm so lonely! I wished the voters liked me. Schultz: Is it so wrong to risk the re-election of a monster in order to satisfy my own ego? Pigpen: Yes, yes, it is. Schultz: AAUGH! A POOR PERSON! Pigpen: And your coffee tastes like battery acid! Schultz: Yech! You're getting 99% dust on me!