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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday February 14, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday February 14, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug VINTAGE 2012 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HOSTESS ADVERTISEMENT Captain Industry vs. Union-Man The bold life of a C.E.O. is never easy! But when things get though, he has powers few know of... HOSTESS C.E.O.: Oh, no! My company's sales are down! This is a job for CAPTAIN INDUSTRY! And I know who's responsible! CEO: My arch nemesis UNION-MAN! Why do you hate the golden goodness of Hostess Twinkies, fiend? Union-Man: Uh...I don't. CEO: I'll save the delicious baked goods of Hostess for all America by forcing you to TAKE A PAY CUT! Union-Man: Oh. Well, okay. CEO: Now I must give myself a huge salary increase so that I'm at peak strength for my selfless struggle! CEO #2: I vote yea. CEO #3: Yea! CEO: Great Scott! Sales are still down! It's almost as though consumers don't want high-fat, chemical-laden diabetes pastries wrapped in cellophane! ??????? CEO: Can I change marketing strategies? Create efficiencies? Reduce supply cosrts? NO! There's only ONE route to survival! CEO: Union-Man, you unspeakable villain! Take MORE paycuts so that I may save wholesome cream-filled delights for our nation! Union-Man: No. I can't. CEO: AUGGH!! The unmitigated greed! I'm defeated by Union-Man's fiendish plot! Union-Man: Um..."MWA-HA-HA"? Union-Man takes his final bite out of the tender, flaky heart of Hostess The End of Hostess Twinkies