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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 18, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 18, 2019 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug Presents: NEWS OF THE TIMES by Ruben Bolling Bombshell: Trump Under Investigation Is He Disloyal To Russia? The Kremlin has been investigating whether Donald Trump is truly loyal to us, or if perhaps he is secretly working for the Americans. TASS Reporter #1: We had Trump installed as president at considerable expense, and had certain expectations. Reporter #2: It may be shocking, but we have to ask: IS THE U.S. PRESIDENT FULLY COMMITTED TO RUSSIA? Russian's are growing impatient with Trump's lack of progress. Man: I didn't pretend to be a Tucson housewife concerned about Hillary's emails full-time for nine months, for this orange baboon's ass to fail to lift all sanctions. Man #2: I bought mansion and condo from this demented turnip, and yet U.S. is still member of NATO. Am I idiot? Woman: Sure, he's done great damage to the U.S. but all WE'VE gotten so far is some kind words about our invasion. Trump's attempts at subterfuge are so moronic, many suspect he may have been purposely incompetent, tipping off U.S. authorities. Donald Trump: Russia, if you're listening, release Hillary's emails. Nevertheless, the FSB believes that Trump's not double-crossing them. Man: He's followed all our instructions. It just happens that he is very, very stupid. Putin: We'll give it a couple more months, and if we don't see improvement, we'll have the boys in R&D whip up something to slip into his Diet Coke, and then try again with that Pence idiot.