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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday December 20, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday December 20, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2012 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling JUDGE SCALIA "A Legal Carol" After a hard day of dispensing action-packed, two-fisted justice, Judge Scalia is settling in for the night, still full of jurisprudential rage - Judge Scalia: Argh! Homosexual agenda! Judge Scalia: Bah! I have nothing against homosexuals -- it's the behavior that DEFINES them that we can find morally reprehensible. Judge Scalia: I have nothing against ROBBERS and MURDERERS either...as long as they RESIST robbing and murdering...ZZZZ Ghost: Judge Scalia. Ghost: Judge Scalia, wake up! On this night you have a lesson to learn! Judge Scalia: WHAA?!! Ghost: I'm taking you to another world -- another reality! One in which MOST PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUAL, and only a FEW are born with HETEROSEXUAL desires! Ghost: How would you fit in this society, where acting on the way you feel about WOMEN is illegal? Ghost: Would you be able to live in this world? Could you act LEGALLY? Could you MARRY? Judge Scalia: Um...um... GOD HATES HETEROS Vone NO on -- MARRIAGE IS FOR SAME SEXERS Ghost: Okay, I think you learned your lesson. We can go back now. Judge Scalia: Um..um... Ghost: Judge Scalia? Ghost: Well, now I know why he thought of homosexuality as an URGE to be RESISTED... Judge Scalia: WOO-HOO! "Raise" Judicata, boys! The Tool Shed The End God bless us, every one.