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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 14, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 14, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling SCIENTIFIC GIANTS OF ALL TIME This Week - Donald Trump's Gut There have been many scientific geniuses whose leaps of insight and tireless experimentation have transformed our lives, but perhaps none so intellectually gifted as Donald Trump's ample gut. Let us review the prodigious career of this most accomplished abdomen. 1952 Jonas Salk is walking by a Forest Hills, Ny. playground when he overhears Donald Trump's gut's astonished hypothesis. Donald Trump: GIMME YOUR LUNCH! Donald Tump's Gut: Subjecting a polio virus with a solution of formaldehyde at 1°C for 7-13 days would yield a robust antibody inducement. 1972 Stephen Hawking is at a Queens streetcorner when he happens upon Donald Trump's gut musing about the cosmos. Donald Trump: So if the family is colored, put a "C" on the application so we'll know to reject them. Donald Trump's Gut: Does it not follow from quantum theory and relativity that black holes must emit radiation? Stephen Hawking: AHA! 1996 Jeff Kimble is in a Shreveport, La. hotel when he hear's Donald Trump's gut make a startling proposal. LOBBY MISS USA LOCKER ROOM MISS USA PAGEANT PHYSICS CONFERENCE Donald Trump: I'm coming in, girls! Donald Trump's Gut: Working with triplets of charged atoms, it would be possible to actually teleport a photon. 2018 And just this year, Donald Trump's gut has continued to astound our greatest thinkers. Donald Trump: It's a witch hunt! So unfair! Donald Trump's Gut: You're all quite wrong about anthropogenic climate change. In your calculations, you FORGOT TO CARRY THE TWO! Man: WHA...? Man #2: His gut is RIGHT! CLIMATOLOGIST CONVENTION Many scoffed when Donald Trump's gut told him that Global Warming is a hoax. But now that it has been proven correct yet again, we must acknowledge the great debt of gratitude we owe to a Giant of Science, DONALD TRUMP'S GUT!