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Tom the Dancing Bug - December 6, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - December 6, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug VINTAGE 2012 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling GOD-MAN HUMAN-MAN TEAM-UP GOD-MAN: Absolute control over every single atom in the Universe! HUMAN-MAN: Largest neocortex among all primates; Somewhat lactose tolerant; Nondivergent big toe. TOGETHER, THEY FORM THE GREATEST FIGHTING TEAM IN ALL OF MID-CENTRAL CITY! Woman: ...and that's when I realized my Jasper was missing! Policeman: Here's the dognapper's ransom note! Human-Man: Hmm...do I detect the odor of SAWDUST? Policeman: The abandoned sawmill? Human-Man: I've got another hunch. Policeman: By the way, where's your partner, GOD-MAN? Human-Man: God-Man? Why, he's EVERYWHERE, Chief! Later ~ O'BANNONS WHORE BAR Human-Man: Just as I thought! There's Jasper! Thug #1: Boss, we found Human-Man snoopin' around! BONK Human-Man: Oof! Thug #1: Isn't his crime-fighting partner God-Man? Thug #2: Yeah, we better be careful! Thug #3: Nah, I don't see no God-Man here, do you? Human-Man: Oww! Everywhere... Human-Man: Long-term... ...theological... ARGH!! POW Thug #2: Hey, he had an iPhone! Thug #3: Ron, take the coats outta the trunk of my car. NEXT: Human-Man: Not literally here...but... ...presence...