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Tom the Dancing Bug - November 30, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - November 30, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.


Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Scientists: Doomsday Asteroid to Hit Earth In June GOP: We Feel Like It Won't NASA announced the discovery of a nine-mile-wide asteroid on an imminent collision course with Earth. NASA Man: Our calculations are unassailable! If not diverted, this asteroid will destroy all advanced life on Earth! P.F.I. Ignorant Man: Pfft! Check out poindexter here! What B.S. -- I'll trade his fancy math for good ol' common sense any day! Dr. Sven Farvgel, Columbia Astrophysics Laboratory Sven: Our only hope is to launch a nuclear-armed rocket to meet the asteroid and change its course! But we must begin immediately! Rep. Paul T. Harton, R- Tx. Paul: Sounds like elitist fake news to me! If there's an asteroid, how come I can't see it? And if I do see it, I'll just take care of it with Professor Smith and Dr. Wesson here! Dr. Harold Forsythe, M.I.T. Professor of Astronautics Doctor: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE HAVE PRECIOUS LITTLE TIME! I HAVE CHILDREN! Donald J. Trump @readlDonaldTrump Why should we build a rocket just so we can save a bunch of Mexicans and Chinese? #AmericaFirst #BuildTheWall #LockHerUp Sen. Pete Ansel, R-Ky. Pete: Of course scientists want to build a rocket! That's how they get rich! Aide: Senator, the check from P.F.I. just came in! Pete: NOT NOW! Knott A. Cockroach, Billionaire G.O.P. Donor, Founder Patriot Freedom Institute Knott: No waste money on rocket! No asteroid! Will no kill all mammals.