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Tom the Dancing Bug - November 23, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - November 23, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling SAVING PRESIDENT TRUMP Dear Mom, I know it will be hard at the Thanksgiving table without me. But I'm where my country needs me. Life here at the Texas border can be rough. Why, just today, the sarge called me over... Soldier: Reporting for duty, sir. Sarge: At ease, soldier. I've got a mission for you. Sarge: Special Ops needs barbed wire across this line. Soldier: Why would Special Operations need it there? Is the caravan of migrants approaching? Sarge: Not OPERATIONS! PHOTO OPS! The media is there! Sarge: Get nine of your best men and get out there! Five will lay wire, and five will provide cover. Soldier: Cover?! Are we expecting resistance? Sarge: No, POLITICAL cover for President Trump, you moron! Sarge: I've had enough of your lip! When you enlisted, you knew a soldier's sacred duty is to serve as a prop for President Trump's political strategies! Soldier: Well, I did sign up for tactical optics training. Sarge: And optics is exactly what we are providing! RING! Sarge: Okay, I've got new marching orders for you. Soldier: I'm ready for any fighting challenge, sir. Sarge: No you're ACTUALLY MARCHING! In Trump's gala military parade! What do you know about float design? Say hey to Dad and little Sarah for me. Don't worry none - if anything happens to me while in the parade, you can be sure President Trump will be there to honor my memory, weather and hair products permitting. Your loving son, Henry