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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 16, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 16, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Donald: I have to study for my midterms! John: Here's some more stuff on the economy! Donald: Why do the midterms have to be about this stuff? I'll say I made the economy great -- someone else can say, "No, you didn't!" Donald: They say health care, I say blah-blah-blah! It's BORING! Donald: I know! I'll make the mid-terms about something cool -- an INVASION! John: Oo! I'll get the toy soldiers! A zombie horde of brown people shambles toward our border! Who can save us from their evil and disgusting clutches? Daring Donald can! And that's how he'll be judged on the midterms! John: This makes no sense! You can't be tested on something imaginary! Donald: EXACTLY! Donald: It worked! I made my midterms about a brown zombie invasion! John: And you got an "A"? Donald: I got a "D-"! But believe me, I was going to fail! Donald: This is perfect! I passed, so I can claim victory... Donald: ...and still complain that I deserved an "A"! John: It's a win-win. Fake new John: Now that the midterms are over, you have more homework! Donald: AUGH! Donald: Ugh, it's about the Russia investigation! Boring! And again: I'm bound to fail! Donald: I've got it! I'll just make it about something else again! Something cooler! John: Like what? Daring Donald is hunted by a deranged, superstitious mob that insanely believes in WITCHES!