Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 9, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug's SUPER-FUN-PAK-COMIX Edited by Ruben Bolling CHICAGO PIZZA Man #1: Man, Chicago has the BEST PIZZA! Man #2: That's not pizza. That's a box of porn VHS tapes. Man #1: Oh, okay, Mr. Pizza Snob. AH, LIFE Patient: I'm so depressed, doctor. Doctor: You must go see the great clown Pannichi! Patient: Ah, but you don't understand... Patient: For the last time, I'm not coming to your circus show, Dr. Pannichi! Doctor: Half-off popcorn coupon? THE YEAR CHRISTMAS WAS CANCELED Santa: There will be no Christmas this year! My dad was transferred to California! RING Santa: Hello? What's that? The transfer's off, and we can stay in the North Pole?! Santa: Christmas is back on! MERRY CHRISTMAS! SCIENCE FACTS FOR THE MISOPHONIC The sound of a hoary marmot chewing on a bottlebrush sedge seed can reach sound levels of up to 35 disgusting and infuriating decibels! CRUNCH SMACK GNAW CHOMP HOW TO DRAW DOUG Doug: It's E-Z! Just follow these simple steps! 1. Draw two interlocking ovals 2. Check e-mail 3. Add two circles 4. Check Twitter notifications 5. Better check emails again 6. Anything on Reddit? 7. Google the kid on Mr. Belvedere 8. Twitter 9. Look at the street view of your gir -- CONT'D AVATAR, THE COMIC STRIP Man: And now I shall return to the land of Avatar! Man: Wow, it's sure been a long time! Avatar: Welcome back! I am Avatar! Man: Wait, there's a guy named Avatar? I barely remember all this! Avatar: Neither does the writer of this comic strip! But it is our duty to continue the journey! Man: For how long? POW Avatar: It matters not! Through many sequels! Avatar: When you bought a ticket to the Avatar movie in 2009, you entered a sacred and eternal bond with the James Cameron! CONTINUED!!

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