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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 5, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 5, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Young Brett Kavanaugh in "BEER HEARING" The Supreme Court Years Man: Your second nomination hearing is tomorrow, Brett! Woman: You have to do really well! Man #2: You've already been shown to have committed perjury! Brett: THAT WAS WHEN I WAS A MERE LAD OF 41! AND I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK AT THE TIME! Brett: I shouldn't have snapped! I just get so angry! How will I explain myself tomorrow? Donald Trump: EASY! Brett: Golly! President Donald J. Trump! Donald Trump: You've got to deny EVERYTHING! And LIE! CONSTANTLY! Brett: But there are things everyone will KNOW I'm lying about! What can I say a "Devil's Triangle" is? A drinking game?! Donald Trump: You can say it's a math homework problem! I lie when everyone knows I'm lying! It's a new kind of lie! I made it up! Donald Trump: Now, GET LOUD AND ANGRY AND TRANSPARENTLY DISHONEST, and my base will lap it up! Brett: YES! And so - Brett: SHADDAP, LADY! ROE V. WADE IS GOIN' DOWN LIKE THIS BUD LIGHT DOWN MY GULLET! The End