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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 28, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 28, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Young Brett Vavanaugh in "FROSH FLASH" The YALE YEARS YALE Boy: Ha-ha! We got her so drunk! Brett: I've got a great idea! I'll pull my pants down! Brett: But wait! I'd better not! It would be a cruel sexual humiliation that would amount to assault! Donald Trump: Nonsense! Brett: Wha...? New York City real estate mogul Donald J. Trump! Again! Donald Trump: Drop those trousers! You're WHITE! And a MAN! Brett: But what if she reports me? What about my future? Angel Donald Trump: She'll be too traumatized to report you! Angel Donald Trump: And if she reports you later, you can say she must be lying because she didn't report it right away! Brett: You sure do know a lot about this stuff! Devil Donald Trump: 16 women will accuse me of sexual assault, and I'll still be elected president in 2016! Brett: Wow! You know the FUTURE! Angel Donald Trump: Yes, and you need to start using and controlling women now! It's your DESTINY! Brett: You mean... Devil Donald Trump: Yes, you and four other men will control what American women are allowed to do with their own bodies! Brett: Awesome! Plus I'll get to wear a ROBE all day! The End