Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday September 13, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug VINTAGE 2012 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom The Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Until the day this is all properly determined by a God-fearing American president, please cut out and laminate this flow chart to determine whether any sexual act you are considering, consensual and harming no one, is moral. SEX-ACT MORALITY FLOW CHART Would the act satisfy an urge placed within you by God? Yes No Does the act exist in the 1950s TV world of "Leave It To Beaver"? Would the act satisfy an urge that should have been placed in you by God, but He forgot to? Yes, and that conversion therapy weekend at the Ramada TOTALLY worked! Yes No It is NATURAL, so God wants you to do it. It is NATURAL, and thus animalistic, so God wants you to resist it. It is UNNATURAL; God placed the urge in you due to some foul-up. But... Are you married to your partner? No Are you married to your partner? But... Yes Are you in a loving, committed relationship with your partner? Are you doing it solely for procreative purposes? No Yes Just kidding! It is or should be ILLEGAL to marry your partner. Yes, I will close my eyes and think of babies. No What partner? MORAL Feel free to remove your sweater-vest. IMMORAL If you engage in this repulsive act, what's to stop multiple genders, species, appliances and mythical creatures from writhing naked on the floors of our places of worship, demanding to be married?

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