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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 17, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 17, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling PIGS IN SPACE A SPACE PORK ADVENTURE SP Captain Trump: Mr. Pence, are you ready for another adventure in space, spreading the ideals of America across the galaxy? Pence: Yes, Captain Trump! Pence: Captain, we are approaching PLANET FLINT, and we're receiving distress signals -- their water has been poisoned for years! Captain Trump: How are we supposed to help? Keep going! Pence: PLANET HEALTH CARE coming up! Sensors indicate many are sick and can't afford medical care! Captain Trump: Well, we can't afford to help them! Dammit, I'm a space-porker, not a doctor! Pence: This is PLANET PUERTO RICO, Captain! The inhabitants are still suffering form a cataclysmic weather event! Captain Trump: Give me the readouts! Pence: Tricorder readings show a population of enhanced melanin! And the planet has not yet evolved presidential voting powers! Captain Trump: Beam down some paper towels and take us out! Pence: Good lord! Distress call from PLANET DEFENSE CONTRACTOR! Captain Trump: Get us there, warp factor ten! Prepare to beam down! Captain Trump: At last! Our kind of people: fellow pigs! Pig: The tax cuts for pigs were not enough for us! We need a direct infusion of dilithium cash! Pence: As much as you desire! Doctor: Captain, the deficits on fire, and she canna hold any longer! Captain Trump: Keep going! This is what Space Pork is for! NEXT TO BOLDLY OWE WHERE NO PIG HAS OWED BEFORE