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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 10, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 10, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John a boy President and his imaginary Publicist Donald: They're gonna find out about me and Russia! I need a catchy phrase to go on the offensive! John: Let's workshop this! Hmm...who reports reality? THE PRESS! John: And since you're the only person that matters... Donald: THE PRESS IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! John: It's true. Donald: Pssst...Putin! They may be onto us! Putin: So what? Th3r3's n0thing to w0??y ab0ut. Donald: What?! I could lose reelection! I could be impeached! I could go to JAIL! Putin: 0h, I m3ant th3?3's n0thing f0? M3 t0 w0??y ab0ut! Y0u'v3 g0t pl3nty t0 w0??y ab0ut! Donald: Donald the spy is under tough investigation! Donald: But I'll never squeal about the collusion meeting! Donald: They'll NEVER get me to admit I was seeking opposition information! NEVER! PRINCIPAL MUELLER Donald: Okay, there was a meeting to get opposition information, but I'm NOT CONCERNED! Donald: What if I WASN'T a traitor and a coward? Donald: What if I was a brave patriot, saving the nation from deep-state pedophiles? John: I'll start a conspiracy theory that you secretly are! 4chan [Start Thread] Enter Name QAnon Donald: Thanks! John: That's what imaginary friends are for.