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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 27, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 27, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The True Story of President Donald Trump Aide: Mr. President, we're seeing increased election hacking activity! Donald Trump: Yes, time to find out who's really behind this! OPATALOPOT Donald Trump: Set up a meeting with just me and Putin! Aide: But that will advance the false narrative that you're in Putin's pocket! HELSINKI - Donald Trump: So, President Putin. Alone at last! BZZZT Putin: Ah, but not for long, Mr. Trump! Donald Trump: ASSASSINS! Putin: I'm afraid you were getting too close for comfort, Mr. Trump! POW Donald Trump: And I'm getting closer!! Donald Trump: Listen here, Ruskie! I know you're just an agent of O.P.A.T.A.L.O.P.O.T., a secret evil organization! Putin: Da! I admit it! Donald Trump: To maintain cover, I'm going out to the press and play dumb! REALLY dumb! Mind-bogglingly cowardly and dumb You play along! But I'm calling out O.P.A.T.A.L.O.P.O.T.! Putin: Da, da! I will! LATER - Donald Trump: I accept our intelligence community's conclusion that Russia's meddling in the 2016 election took place... O.P.A.T.A.L.O.P.O.T. HEADQUARTERS Donald Trump: Could be other people also, there's a lot of people out there! Rosie: Meryl? It's Rosie! He's on to us! Alert Alec! Next: TRUMPED!